
Warning: Main site may not be safe for work, depending on the most recent entries. This page should be okay, however. (Hint: Don’t look, no really, DON’T look at the starfish tattoo page that links off the page linked above.)
Meanwhile, in Outer Space News: There’s a total lunar eclipse tonight. (See the time map.)
And the military is going to use a missile to shoot down a malfunctioning satellite.
And finally, proof of the Zombie Apocalypse:

Obama is surrounded by brain-hungry fiends!
UPDATE: Even more evidence of the Zombie Apocalypse!
Zombies and Tentacles, two of my favorite things.
Marisa, I know you don’t like scary stuff. But did you see the eclipse last night? Very cool how the moon turned red.
Mairsa is full of it. I saw the eclipse, very cool. I think Marisa is a zombie. She sucks my sanity out of my head and her cat tried to break my nose once. BTW, Tony, I heard you weren’t feeling well, don’t let the zombies know that your defenses are weak. Get well soon.